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weirderthanthou"Hi, this is Jesse. The mayor? Uh... if you live here, you've probably figured out how to use one of these by now, so..."
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Date: 2020-09-29 02:29 am (UTC)Along with the final line: This fax shit is not working for me.
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Date: 2020-10-03 02:56 am (UTC)Fandom is safe. Rift in time and space is repaired. Gremlin activity should decrease.
And next week I’m getting rid of your fucking fax machine.
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Date: 2020-10-19 11:45 am (UTC)I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
Barry was not taking this well.
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Date: 2020-10-21 01:41 pm (UTC)"Don't take a shower this morning. We got fucking basic pumpkin spice latte coming out of the water pipes. Repeat: Don't take a shower."
Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 12:20 pm (UTC)I assure you, I would never be so busy that I could not make time for a bath, my dear ♥. Shall we meet at the onsen? Or were you imagining something a little more...private ♥ ♥ ♥
Re: Phone Day!
From:Wacky Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 12:53 pm (UTC)"Whoever this is, can you keep the explosions to just a minimum?"
Re: Wacky Phone Day!
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Date: 2021-04-01 03:27 pm (UTC)If you don't want to know, why are you asking? And if inflatables are your thing, no judgement from me. There's a wide line of inflatable toys at Dite's that will probably service your needs."
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From:Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 04:06 pm (UTC)Like, obviously, Annie didn't want to encourage Steve if he was hitting on her, but also, like, she had feelings!
Re: Phone Day!
From:Wacky phone day!
Date: 2021-04-01 04:27 pm (UTC)I just lied to someone who sent me puppies. I AM that lonely. Should I get a dog? They're basically traditional for firefighters, right?
This was accompanied by an image, and several question marks.
Phone Day!
Date: 2021-04-01 04:36 pm (UTC)"Wow, okay, I mean, I really feel like I missed something here, but I totally agree with you. Everything totally is a euphamism, we're, like, surrounded by them everywhere, but I am dying to know the context here. If there's blowing, I'd like to know about it.
....okay, I realized that sounded kind of weird, I'm, like, just your bartender and I'm pretty sure you don't swing my way, it sounded a lot more clever in my head, I'm still really drunk from spring break, but you have great timing because at least today I actually have a voice. Anyway, this is awkward now, isn't it? WHOOPS.
This is why I prefer texts, you know."
PHONE DAY
Date: 2021-04-01 04:43 pm (UTC)Wacky Phones!
Date: 2021-04-01 10:12 pm (UTC)What Dark Council? And I don't have any strange habits with Jello! I don't even try the ones with meat!
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Date: 2022-01-19 12:30 pm (UTC)Of a sort.
It was just silence - no. There was sound, the distant hum and crackle of a fridge that had seen better days, better years.
Fifteen seconds, and then the message cut off again.
Wacky Phone Day!
Date: 2024-06-19 07:13 pm (UTC)Look what me, the racoons, a 40 of Hennessey, and vandalism get up to isn't any of ur business. Unless u wanted to join us and then meet me in the basement @ 6 and bring a brick in a sock. Oh and some lube cause I sold all mine to the last guy.
Wacky Phone Day!
Date: 2024-06-20 01:44 am (UTC)Okay, I don't know what kind of police department you're running but in the last ten minutes I've had you and another cop offer me a massage and a drag brunch. And possibly drugs. Don't get me wrong: I'm into it. Makes my life a lot easier.